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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too.
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His little peanut head still passes as some genetic freak mutation so it's all good.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this.
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Seriously. If my significant other even attempted something like this on me they wouldn't be left with the ability to do it without the help of machines for the rest of their lives.
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Then again, if the ball caught a bounce off the kids skull it would make an easier catch. Maybe he's on to something.
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I bet this kid hits the ceiling when he's taking a crap too.
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Looks like he found the report very enjoyable I guess. Because it was solid and all.
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head.
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time.
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It's just another thing for their nonconforming Avril Lavigne idolizing girlfriends to comfort them about.
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This may be the best thing those billion dollar apache helicopter cams have caught on tape to date.
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Well, after all those right guard commercials he did in the 90's I thought he knew this already.
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You've got to watch out for those parked cars. They come out of thin air sometimes.
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Well, if he really did then he would finally have that vote from all the real urban youths.
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Just remember, if Polly doesn't get his Prozac, daddy won't have balls when he wakes up.
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I had a cousin that used to do this same thing. He ate a lot more of his own poop though.
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I see it doesn't take much to make these guys crack. Is it a job requirement to be clinically insane?
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else.
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome.
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I can't believe it but the whole soulja boy craze just got about 50 times worse. How is this even possible!
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At least she will know what it's like to sleep as a hobo for the new week or two. Or ten.
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He may not be old enough to talk but he knows where the goods are.
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life.
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too.
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Using the closest person to me as a human shield would be my gut reaction too. You rock dude, just stay away from the guy with the the sock over his penis in the future.
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in?
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off.
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought.
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j
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